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Friday, 11 June 2010

On the Death of Birds

Posted on 10:03 by hony
Andrew's commenters point out that although the avian death toll in the Gulf is sure to be staggering...its not the worst thing we've done to birds:
The American Bird Conservancy estimated in 2003 that between 10,000 and 40,000 birds were killed each year at wind farms across the country, about 80 percent of which were songbirds and 10 percent birds of prey. "With the increased capacity over the last seven years, we now estimate that 100,000 – 300,000 birds are killed by wind turbines each year," said Conservancy spokesman Robert Johns. By our math, that comes to 274 to 822 birds a day killed by wind farms across the country.
And then this nugget from another reader:
40,000 or 300,000 birds is a lot - but a tiny number compared to some other causes of death. The US Fish and Wildlife Service estimates (PDF) that somewhere between 97-196 million birds are killed annually by collisions with building windows.

So you're saying we need to sue the glass manufacturers? The glass manufacturers would probably just say we should blame the window sales companies. The window companies would say we need to blame the contractors who installed the windows. The Republicans would say that the window installer's union is the root cause. And eventually the glass manufacturers would argue that only a single bird has actual been killed by collisions with building windows.


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Friday Poetry Burst

Posted on 07:14 by hony
God's Wheel, by Shel Silverstein

GOD says to me with a kind of smile,
"Hey how would you like
to be God awhile
And steer the world?"

"Okay," says I, "I'll give it a try.

Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?"

"Gimme back that wheel," says GOD.
"I don't think you're quite ready YET."


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Friday Pranks

Posted on 07:10 by hony
Once in a while, I choose a random friend and post the following on their Facebook wall: "Hey man! Heard you are expecting! Congrats!"

Then I sit back and let the magic happen.


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Thursday, 10 June 2010

How To Regulate Traffic

Posted on 09:55 by hony
TAE is constantly harping on concepts like automated cars and taking the driving out of the hands of the drivers, and how that would massively expedite traffic as well as massively reduce accidents and fatalities. Why not get wasted at the bar and fall into your car...when you car can take you safely home?

It occurred to me today that in the meantime, cities that wanted to reduce congestion at busy intersections should charge people to use those intersections. This would incentivize people taking alternate routes, or better yet, other forms of transportation.


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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Terraforming Mars, Ctd

Posted on 13:04 by hony
All the key ingredients seem to be coming together to successfully launch my plan (and by "my plan" I mean the plan I believe would work; I am not the original source of the idea) to seed Mars with custom-made bacteria that would create an atmosphere.

1. Scientists have announced artificially made organisms. Obviously the plan hinges on the ability to produce anaerobic bacteria (or heavily modified algae) that can convert surface elements into other elements and release oxygen and ozone. It would potentially also work if the microbes converted the CO2 in the Martian atmosphere into oxygen and ozone. For years I have wondered just what the problem is (I really don't know the answer) that prevents scientists from making bacteria with new functions. For years we've had "Bt corn" which is corn that produces the bacillus thuringensis toxin, which is toxic to European corn borer. Specifically, genetic engineers have added a new trait to an existing organism. If a set of genes exists in a creature here on earth that allows it to live by mining its own oxygen from the rust in surrounding rocks, why can't we isolate those genes and add them to an algae?

2. Bacteria have been found in Canada that could possibly survive on Mars. As our exploration of our own planet continues, we are learning that bacteria can survive and thrive in harsher and harsher places. It is no surprise to me that scientists have found a bacteria that survives in a place here on Earth that has conditions potentially worse than conditions on Mars. Understanding the methods that bacteria uses to survive could be key to building a terraforming microbe to ship to Mars...

3. Falcon 9 successfully launched. Honestly, if a private corporation announced today that they had developed the above terraforming microbe, and wanted to terraform Mars and claim it for their own real estate/mining/emerging markets efforts, what currently is there to stop them? The simplest answer is that their access to space would be halted by governments, who currently regulate all flights into Earth orbit. But with the speech from President Obama that commercialization of space is a priority, and with the first successful launch of a privately owned spacecraft, one has to wonder: how far are we from a legal battle for space rights? If SpaceX landed a colony ship on the Moon...there is no existing entity on Earth that could stop them from claiming the Moon their property...other than the courts...
I am retreading old wheels, I know, but the point I want to make is this: a corporation with foresight and long-term planning strategies (and a butt-load of capital) might find the idea of terraforming Mars very prodigious. What better way to secure the future of their business than to create an entire planet of future customers? Especially if this planet reaches some sort of population cap, or worse, an ecological disaster or war eliminates much of this planet's population. This century might be the century of globalization, but perhaps smart corporations, armed with terraforming tools, might make the next century the one of solar systemization.


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Quote for the Day

Posted on 10:01 by hony
"I wish I could convey to you what it's like for me now; what I've become... I can conceive almost infinite possibilities and can fully explore each of them in a nanosecond. I perceive the universe as a single equation, and it is so simple. I understand... everything."

Lieutenant Reginald Barclay, in the Nth Degree episode of Star Trek: TNG.


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Playing with photons 10 miles away

Posted on 07:19 by hony
This makes my head hurt it is so awesome.

Contrary to the article, however, I don't see this as a good application for satellites. I see it as the elimination of satellites. Why send a satellite to space to broadcast information when you could do it literally anywhere?


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Sunday, 6 June 2010

Falcon 9

Posted on 12:25 by hony
Worked perfectly. Oh no, that means we might have a non-NASA shuttle alternative soon! WHHHAAAAAA?!?!


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Friday, 4 June 2010

The Evolution of Empathy

Posted on 10:23 by hony
All throughout evolutionary history, there are trade-offs. In fact, the history of evolution might be titled "Trade-offs and Their Consequences." Animals, plants, and others have all found that a new trait can be obtained...but usually at the cost of another trait. A great example is that no large (>1 lb.) flying creatures exist that have both arms and wings...they only have arms or wings. The simplest reason for this is that the genetic cost of Cox genes for all that information is simply too high, not to mention the mental and physical resources required to pack functional wings and arms into a creature are much higher than simply rigging existing arms into wings.

Human evolution is peppered with such concepts. We wanted to talk upright, so we needed a different hip and spine structure. This cost us the ability to bend over and trot on all fours like gorillas often do. We wanted thicker legs for jogging, but in order to jog we had to give up massive shoulders and arms. We wanted big brains, but it cost us mandible strength. We wanted even bigger brains, but it meant we had to be born very early, rendering us helpless infants for longer than virtually all other creatures on the planet. And to feed that brain, herbivorism was just impossible, meaning protein-rich foods like meat had to be regularly obtained.

So while Douthat tries to reconcile the Millenials lack of empathy with their enhanced idealism, I see no conflict. The internet has allowed my generation to reach out in ways never before.
But is it so hard to believe that perhaps we humans have a finite amount of empathy in us? We seem less locally empathic than Gen X, but more empathic globally. Could it be that Gen X simply is spending the same amount of empathy we are, but just at a different level?

In layman's terms, I can only give a shit about so much. And while I give a shit about the plight of Palestinians, the victims of the oil spill, torture victims, my parents, my family, people struggling with unemployment, NASA, and various other entities...it just doesn't leave me a lot of empathy to give to my friends who are whining about God only knows what.
The genetics of this make sense...it only makes sense for the brain to have enough empathy built into it to support empathy for an individual's local tribe. Extra empathy just costs the individual resources. My generation hasn't changed how much empathy we have...we've simply changed the definition of our tribe.


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Oil on Our Hands

Posted on 10:15 by hony
This all could have been avoided if we'd bought electric cars. Keep that in mind when you fill up today.


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Monday, 31 May 2010

On Flat Tops

Posted on 11:35 by hony

I wish I could write that Nick and I spent 4 lazy days trout fishing and hiking in Flat Tops Wilderness Area. I wish I could say that I had some beautiful moment, surrounded by nature, where God, in all His glory, revealed Himself to me through a beautiful night sky filled with stars, or through an astonishing glade complete with waterfall and epic scenery.
I wish I could say that we skipped up the trail like two plucky heroes, and effortlessly conquered that vast, unkempt wilderness; modern day Lewis and Clark.

Instead we hiked, plowed, and gasped our way up 7 miles of steep trail only to find snow increasingly deep, until eventually in a deep forest along a canyon wall the trail disappeared completely into four foot high drifts of snow. At one point we had waded, barefoot, across a rushing snow-fed creek, a move that would not have gained the approval of my mother or my wife. We had dried our throbbing feet on the far bank and pressed on. At another point, we began having to set down our packs and press forward through the snow to try to find the trail, only to find it and circle back for our packs. We'd move forward a hundred yards, then put our packs down again and began the trail-searching anew. Nick's hiking boots, combined with the creek-wading incident, had given him a bleeding heel. I felt a weird tweak in my hip, which was to become much worse later. We were 90% of the way to the plateau, and we simply could not reach it. I remember dropping my pack and sitting down on a log, feet frozen and soaked, despondence on Nick's face as we discussed our options. Unfortunately, continuing forward was simply not one of them.
In the end, we turned around and headed back. Our eight mile journey up became a mad dash back down to a suitable camping site before dusk, out of the snow. About three miles back down we found one. On the way, as I was posting through a snowbank, I lost my footing and slipped. I caught myself on my right hand, impaling it on a piece of deadfall, and felt a "pop" in my already tweaked right hip. I regained my footing and we continued the hike.
We set up camp and pitifully tried to console each other, as our second Man Trip in 3 years had once again been waylayed by snow.

But as we sat there, eating our food and watching the fire, it slowly dawned on me that this was karma at it's best. Instead of me smugly striding like a warrior king on the plateau for a few days, catching trout and stroking my ego like I'd planned, instead I had been crushed before I ever got there. Is there a lesson to be learned here? I certainly asked myself that question many times that evening. The next morning was a baking sauna, and by the time Nick and I got down to the truck we'd drank 2 gallons of water a piece. My foot was bleeding, and Nick (an M.D. for those of you not acquainted with him) determined that my right hip was severely out of place...he showed me that when lying down my right leg was nearly an inch shorter than my left due to the dislocation. Nick's foot looked like hell, and he quickly moaned out of his boots into some flip-flops.

What is this life, we live? It occurs to me that my trip to Flat Tops was awfully metaphorical for my life back home. I stride around (smugly at times), stroke my own ego, and expect that a good plan means life will be a cakewalk followed by 3 days of easy trout fishing. And instead life is an uphill, heaving battle, where you suddenly feel that your youthful vitality has left you. Life is a big, well-planned, ambitious undertaking that often prematurely halts with the road in front of you completely impassible. Life is a well-worn pair of boots suddenly deciding that a blister is a good idea. Life is not, ever, what I expect. And it certainly isn't easy.

But then again, when in your life have you stood and watched a pair of wild elk watch you back? When have you seen fresh lynx tracks in the mud in front of you? How often, really, have you seen a beaver building his dam in the morning mist? When in your life have you stood on a hilltop, completely surrounded by mountains and canyons, and heaved breaths of fresh mountain air? When have you ever come across a gushing stream, 33 degrees at most, and waded into it barefoot? Can you think of a time you have gone to sleep knowing that bears were in your vicinity? Can you think of a time you have woken to the sound of several dozen hummingbirds dancing in the air above you?

And so, it was not the trip we planned. It never is. But by God, what an adventure. What a great place, what beautiful terrain, what a great friend I had with me. Isn't that what life is? Some airhead philosopher, surely thinking he was offering empathy, said once that "life is about the journey, not the destination." In this case, though I find the words cliche, he is right. Life is the suffering, the bleeding, the freezing, the pain, the wonder, the adventure, the camaraderie, the gasping for breaths of air, the 12 hour drives for 2 days of camping...life is slinging a 40 pound backpack on your shoulders again and again after you search for a hidden trail. Life is starting a fire while your whole body convulses from cold. Life is a long drink of coffee at 5 in the morning.

What life isn't is a stroll through the park with the keys to the city handed to you. Sometimes it is good to be reminded of that.


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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Vacation

Posted on 21:35 by hony
Forgive me, dear readers, for the hiatus. I am backpacking here until next Wednesday.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.


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Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Republicans Kill Science Funding...

Posted on 14:00 by hony
Science funding is good...reelection is better.
I love the part where science funding is okay if you include an anti-pornography amendment.

Dear Republicans,
Don't count on my vote. ESPECIALLY YOU, JERRY MORAN.


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Friday, 14 May 2010

Friday Poetry Burst

Posted on 11:35 by hony
My Life Has Been The Poem,
By Henry David Thoreau

My life has been the poem I would have writ,
But I could not both live and utter it.


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Thursday, 13 May 2010

Neil Armstrong Quotables

Posted on 13:52 by hony
"orbital sentinels were helping man understand the vagaries of nature..."

What does that even mean?

"America’s only path to low Earth orbit and the International Space Station will now be subject to an agreement with Russia to purchase space on their Soyuz (at a price of over 50 million dollars per seat with significant increases expected in the near future)"

It currently costs America $160 million per astronaut to launch people in the shuttles.

"For The United States, the leading space faring nation for nearly half a century, to be without carriage to low Earth orbit and with no human exploration capability to go beyond Earth orbit for an indeterminate time into the future, destines our nation to become one of second or even third rate stature."

The decision to retire the shuttles this year was actually in place during Bush's administration. We have not had human exploration capability beyond Earth orbit since Apollo, some 40 years ago. And the Constellation Program wasn't expected to get us anywhere until 2020 or so.

What I don't get is why these guys think we can't do anything in space without people up there to do it.


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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

TAE's Official Iron Man 2 Review

Posted on 06:57 by hony

I’m not going to spoil the plot and tell you what happens. The movie was really good. Very entertaining, though understandably predictable. You know from the start that Stark will defeat Vanko. You know that the War Machine armor will kick ass. You know that Scarlett Johannson is in the movie because of her looks (in Scarlett’s defense, her crazy blitzkrieg at Hammer Industries was probably the second best female vs. multiple males fight scene I’ve watched, second only to Uma Thurman dispatching the Crazy 88 in Kill Bill Vol. 1).

The scenes are lush and epic, the technology is unsurprisingly bleeding edge. RDJ plays Stark well; he’s believably smug, and his mortality clearly weighs on him and only exacerbates narcissistic character flaws, which disconnects the audience from him emotionally and while it helps build his character, it also makes us care less about his impending death. Of course, this could be because we all know somehow he won’t die of palladium poisoning.

I thought Justin Hammer, as portrayed by Sam Rockwell, was very well done. He seems a clear Stark wannabe, his attempts to grandstand like Stark seemed awkward and forced, and near the end of the movie when he yells angry threats at Ivan Vanko, you don’t feel like he is any good at being angry; the passive aggressive character shines through.

But the movie in general had a theme I felt needs addressing: Tony Stark has Bill Gates Syndrome. By Bill Gates Syndrome, I mean that upon successful completion of a mega-wealthy empire, and having reached the point where he could literally never run out of money, Bill Gates suddenly became a born-again charitable guy. After years of cutting and hacking at competition, and aggressively marketing his products and raking in every dollar possible, he appears to have realized his legacy isn’t going to be so wonderful, and has gone on this world-improvement bonanza. More power to you, Mr. Gates.

Stark appears to have developed the same sudden sense of morality, possibly continuing from that revelatory moment in the cave in Afghanistan in the first movie. He wants to be remembered for something other than Stark Weapons, wants his legacy to be more than just the “Merchant of Death.”

But TAE asks: could Stark have done anything good with his life without his piles of money? It seems these rich men who turn good have one thing in common: they are really, really rich. It’s easy to exact your will on others, no problem to get press for your beneficent activities, simple to sway the hearts of others, when you are exorbitantly wealthy. Gates, Stark, and many other wealthy benefactors suffer from a singular issue: trust. They do not trust the poor (or anyone else) to manage money well, and so they believe they, in all their wisdom, can best help the poor by managing it for them. If Bill Gates wants to really do good for Africans, why doesn’t he just give all $33 billion of his Foundation’s assets to Africans and be done with it? Because he thinks he should micromanage his charity, both because he mistrusts others and because he fears losing control of his work will mean that the good that comes from it might not be associated to him. It’s called the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for a reason! Why didn’t he name it the “Anonymous Donor Who Wants to Help Others Foundation”? Mostly because he doesn’t want to be anonymous. He wants the credit. Stark, in a fictional sense, is doing the same with his appropriately named “Stark Expo.”

And so I found myself sympathetic to Ivan Vanko, a little bit. Partnered with Tony’s father Howard Stark, Ivan Vanko’s father Anton Vanko had developed the first arc reactor, now famously strapped into Iron Man’s chest. Realizing the awesome, world-changing potential of the technology, Vanko had wanted to sell it, and make a fortune. Stark, on the other hand, wanted to give it away to make the world a better place. Howard Stark has Vanko deported to Russia, where he suffers an embittered fate. Then Stark goes on to build a weapons empire inherited by Tony, and the arc reactor technology, for some reason, never goes public beyond the one powering the Stark Industries factory.

TAE scratches his head. Why wasn’t the arc reactor technology taken public, like Howard Stark wanted? If Howard Stark wanted to make the world a better place, why did he build a weapons conglomerate? And what kind of funding did Stark use to build his empire? Probably Defense funding.

And if Anton Vanko had gotten his wish, and he and Stark had sold the arc reactor technology for millions, would he have then used that money to build a charitable empire? Would his son have spent his life as a weapons manufacturer, who then about-faced and tried to build a legacy of good deeds? “That should be you,” Anton Vanko says to his son at the beginning of the movie as Stark emcee’s his Expo on the television. Does Vanko mean his son should be the wealthy playboy…or the weapons conglomerate turned benefactor?

And so a conundrum appears here that gives TAE pause: can you not effect real change for the better in the world without wealth to back you? Certainly, Christianity teaches us that your wealth and the amount of good you do in the world is irrelevant as long as you spend your life in the selfless service of others. In fact, Jesus directly states that wealth is a hindrance to good acts. But pound for pound, someone who wanted to do good…for as many people as possible…needs a lot of money under them.

Readers of this blog know that my life goal is to develop technologies that will change the world for the better, much like Dean Kamen is attempting. But Kamen, like Gates, like Elon Musk, and like Stark…all have started down their beneficence roads armed with a fortune acquired from private capital. Start improving the world with an empire of money to back you, it seems, and you end up with a legacy like Edison. Try to improve the world without capital, and you end up like Tesla.

And so the question I begin to ask myself is this: do I build the weapons empire and let my children have the luxury of being the world-improvers? Though I dream of being like Tony Stark…am I in reality actually more like Howard Stark?

Anyway…Iron Man 2 was good.


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The Iron Man Costume

Posted on 06:36 by hony
Built using an Objet Eden printer.

Did I mention I have one of these at work, not 15 feet from my cube? Yes. I do.


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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Space Exploration

Posted on 09:52 by hony
If we assumed humanity was a viral infection of the planet Earth, and assumed that Earth's increasing ecological toxicity was in fact an immune response to our presence (global warming is Earth's fever), could we rethink space exploration and colonization thusly?

TAE thinks this is a pretty fair way to plan extraterrestrial colonization. Viruses spread from person to person by causing themselves to be expelled, either in fluids or in the air (basically still in fluids), which is then put into contact with other living creatures. If those living creatures are the right species, the virus can take hold in the new host.

The solution, of course, is to spew small seed groups of humans at random into space. Those humans, of course, are simply fertilized embryoes, who will be raised by robots once a fertile planet is reached. Although a massive 99.9997% of those humans will never see the light of an extraterrestrial day, a tiny handful will, and our species will have found a new host planet.


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Surprise of the Century

Posted on 09:48 by hony
Halliburton was involved in the safety casing of the exploded oil pumping station now sitting at the bottom of the Gulf.


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Fringe Benefits of My Job

Posted on 09:37 by hony
Most of my readers know that I am not a full-time blogger. To the rest of you, it should be obvious from the mediocre quality of my posts!
What I do full time is engineer. I work for a non-profit research institute and we build some pretty kick-ass stuff.

Being a non-profit, we don't exactly get yearly bonuses. That's fine though, because we have a huge, sometimes-bottomless-seeming coffer of overhead money we can politely ask our bosses to spend on our behalf. I might not get a $300 check in the mail for my hard work...but when I suggested to my boss that our research efforts might be better served if we spent $300 and bought this book, this book, and this book...he had cleared me to buy them on overhead before I had finished the sentence.


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