Husband: Sheila, I damn well know where I'm going!
Wife: Well, Harold, mapquest says turn left at the next intersection.
Husband: Well I think if I turn right it'll take us right to the Rim Lodge.
Kids in back: Daddy's lost! Daddy's lost!
Wife: Left here, Harold. Left! Harold Left! You missed it. We should have gone left there.
Husband: So help me Sheila, if you don't stop bothering me I'll drive off the first cliff I come to.
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Monday, 13 July 2009
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